a lesbian
see that girl over that, the one wearing a flannel? she's such a tire pusher. i bet she loves kissing other girls.
by Las Vegas September 09, 2022
by argie1963 March 22, 2016
When you see someone who you think is such a god but really they are just so much better at stuff than you are by 100%
Troy: Holy crap bruh, your such a fricking Tire God.
Abed: Thank you, you're just an Idiot because you're not as pro as I am.
Abed: Thank you, you're just an Idiot because you're not as pro as I am.
by Tires The Great God February 08, 2021
Currently ranked by CNET as the #1 company to purchase tires from. At their headquarters in South Bend, IN, the warehouse manager, Jose, will gladly lick your butthole in exchange for a dirty nickel.
Guy 1: Hey bro, I just got a job at Tire Rack!
Guy 2: Oh man! Your asshole is about to be so chapped! Don't let Jose smell any nickels on you.
Guy 2: Oh man! Your asshole is about to be so chapped! Don't let Jose smell any nickels on you.
by JoséIsGay October 04, 2020
A Loyd's Tire is a type of practical joke as well as a right of passage for teenage boys. A piece of cardboard is duct-taped to a car tire which then makes a fwop-fwop noise like a flat tire. The story goes that a guy named Loyd who lived in Kansas taught his two sons this when they turned 13, Loyd then instructed them to spread it to two of their friends when they turned 13. The only rules about Loyds Tire is that you must be 13 to know, you must NEVER do it to a parent (a rule made by Loyd himself), and you must spread the knowledge to two people. Since then the Loyd's Tire has spread to all corners
"Dude, Charlie's uncle thought he had a flat tire but it turned out Charlie had just turned 13 and learned about Loyd's Tire."
by da bous July 01, 2012
Slang term for poor Cuban immigrants who cant afford to steal life rafts to get to the U.S. so they float to Miami on tires.
"Hey did you hear that Umberto was a tire monkey?"
"Yeah, he fucking Lazy rivered his way past the coast guard."
"Yeah, he fucking Lazy rivered his way past the coast guard."
by Racial Tension December 16, 2016
a sexual act similar to a rim job where your partner doesnt wipe there ass and the other partner eats there ass out when the shit is crusty
by weebtrash2103 December 22, 2016