laundry ninja

When you remove someone else's laundry from the machine and replace it with your own laundry, while avoiding detection by the other party

Someone left their clothes in the dryer for hours, so I had to go laundry ninja on their shit.

by failureinfractal March 4, 2014

laundry rich

when you find money you forgot about in clothing you had washed giving you money to do something.

Dude we’re going bar i just 20 bucks in my pants. I’m laundry rich!

by that good laundry money May 4, 2018

Chinese Laundry Chute

The act of being sucked out of a plane without a parachute.

How'd he die?

Goddamn Chinese laundry chute.

Damn chinks.

by Pinkmin June 26, 2017

louisiana laundry basket

A sexual act involving a laundry basket, octopus tentacles, and tomato sauce. The man slathers the female with the tomato sauce, places the laundry basket over her anus and vagina and proceeds to take the tentacles in her baking and anus.

“Man I couldn’t walk right after Mike gave me the Louisiana Laundry Basket last night”

by 360°NoScope April 13, 2020

Farm laundry

White girl country night club

I'm goin to farm laundry

by tinypony August 16, 2020

At least the laundry dries faster on the clothesline

What you say to make a super-sweltering day seem a bit less miserable.

Besides keeping in mind that, "At least the laundry dries faster on the clothesline", you can also remember to utilize two other "perks" of extra-hot weather --- the solvent on freshly-painted/glued items will take less time to evaporate, and your swimming pool will warm up faster so that its water won't be such a shock to climb into. (This latter phenomenon also often works for a nearby pond or brook, of course, and so you can avail yourself of this delightful "oasis of cool relief" sooner after sunrise, too, if you don't have a pool of your own. Some southern areas even allow people to "shed it all" and go skinny-dipping once the local temps exceed a certain level, too, and so this can be an additional "heat-wave advantage".)

by QuacksO July 22, 2019

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 14, 2025