1. The name for what occurs when one tells a joke (which the teller thinks will generate laughs) and no one laughs.
2. The name for what occurs when one hears a joke and does not understand the humor.
2. The name for what occurs when one hears a joke and does not understand the humor.
"..and the bartender says, 'why the long face?' Get it? Get it?" (silence, no reaction. Embarrassment.) "Err...death jacket."
by DeathJacket September 5, 2009
Get the Death Jacketmug. I do not need a coat, I have drunk x pints of lager and have a lager jacket (and have inner warmth/so pissed cannot feel the cold.)
by Gaga on lager November 23, 2018
Get the Lager jacketmug. by Vincent Coppola February 18, 2008
Get the tutto-jacketmug. When you are outside in the cold without a coat but you are so drunk you feel warm.
Similar to a whiskey bandage
Similar to a whiskey bandage
by Gonzo Writer November 19, 2013
Get the Liquor Jacketmug. You can't trust those frackin' meat jackets. The milk of human kindness doesn't flow through their circuits.
by Rinibot August 5, 2008
Get the meat jacketmug. A jacket used to sneak outside food into the cinema. These type of jackets are usually big and puffy and have numerous (deep) pockets to conceal any food stuff.
Anything with (deep) pockets will do just as good.
The cinema jacket should not be stuffed directly outside the cinema.
Sadly the cinema jacket is good for the cold/wet days.
Cargo pants/shorts, work just as good but have limited pockets.
Don't overload the pockets and make sure the food is concealed before entering the cinema
Don't make a habit of wearing a stuffed cinema jacket, they'll get suspicious and you could be banned
Anything with (deep) pockets will do just as good.
The cinema jacket should not be stuffed directly outside the cinema.
Sadly the cinema jacket is good for the cold/wet days.
Cargo pants/shorts, work just as good but have limited pockets.
Don't overload the pockets and make sure the food is concealed before entering the cinema
Don't make a habit of wearing a stuffed cinema jacket, they'll get suspicious and you could be banned
person 1: "Let's go see a movie!"
person 2: "Yep. Got your cinema jacket?"
person 1: "Right here" *opens jacket pockets to reveal bags of lollies from the supermarket*
person 2: "Yep. Got your cinema jacket?"
person 1: "Right here" *opens jacket pockets to reveal bags of lollies from the supermarket*
by Dog-lover22 May 9, 2020
Get the cinema jacketmug. A super condom that doesn't break and takes a significant amount of abuse.
Basically the equivalent of being made out of kevlar.
Basically the equivalent of being made out of kevlar.
by dudebroman420 October 8, 2021
Get the Wax Jacketmug.