status kill

When an akward co-worker, family friend, ect. comments on a status and "ruins" the status. The status also may be an inside joke and is then ruined by an akward person asking what it means. Often the comment or status is removed to prevent further akwardness.

Amy: Had so much fun with the girls!
Kathy: who are "the girls" and what did you do?
-status kill-
Monica: It's like a head for a midget band
Bill: I don't get it...
-status kill-

by pinkdragon16 August 14, 2010

Ari Status

Of or pertaining to an amazing/godly figure, typically not a celebrity.

Wow, that 100% on your Trigonometry Test is Ari Status.

by K-Rizzlet May 29, 2009

Status Virus

When somebody posts an "informational" status about something, usually related to facebook itself, ending with "please re-post" as a public information announcement. This causes other people to post the same message, making you only able to see that message because it spreads like a virus.

(your friends list and the status virus, spreading)

Joe: Good information as of today, Facebook will automatically index all your info on Google, which allows everyone to view it. To change this option, go to Settings --> Privacy Settings --> Search --> then UN-CLICK the box that says 'Allow indexing'. Facebook kept this one quiet. Copy and paste onto your status for all your friends ASAP

Mary: Good information as of today, Facebook will automatically index all your info on Google, which allows everyone to view it. To change this option, go to Settings --> Privacy Settings --> Search --> then UN-CLICK the box that says 'Allow indexing'. Facebook kept this one quiet. Copy and paste onto your status for all your friends ASAP

John: Good information as of today, Facebook will automatically index all your info on Google, which allows everyone to view it. To change this option, go to Settings --> Privacy Settings --> Search --> then UN-CLICK the box that says 'Allow indexing'. Facebook kept this one quiet. Copy and paste onto your status for all your friends ASAP

by JJerome711 December 15, 2009

status's block

Similar to writer's block; Where on social networking sites you can't think of anything interesting to write in your status.

Ugh! I think I have status's block right now! My life stinks like a pile of crap.

by FreshRealityLeadSinger July 8, 2009

Marriott status

When you dodge a question by staying quiet or saying “uhhhh.....”

Pheonix: “hey did you get top before?”
Xavier: “......uhhhh.....”
Brandon: “He’s on his Marriott status again”

by Dumbrigga November 10, 2017

status theif

A term used to describe a person who goes out of their way to steal your facebook status. These people normally claim that the status is either 'not yours' or 'posted before you can post it.'

Person 1: *on Facebook*"Money just changed everything"
Person 2:*on Facebook* "Money just changed everything"
Person 1: Dude! Stop being a status theif!
Person 2: It's technically not stealing if you put it on Facebook.

by MiserableDesperation July 20, 2010

chillzin status

to be chilling, plan on hanging out

Last night I was on that chillzin status with the boys

by BmasterBrett December 22, 2007