Mystery Water

Mystery water is water that has an unknown origin.
I walked out the store and mystery water dropped my face
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Mystery Pint

An opportunely discovered unfinished and unattended glass of beer or cider which is swiftly acquired and consumed by the seeker of such mystery pints. Often these can be found in Wetherspoons or other watering holes close to the closing hour.

The risk of being caught and/or health consequences of finishing strangers’ potentially adulterated drinks in a pub is the crux of the ‘mystery’ of this money-saving technique and conducive to the thrill and excitement of stumbling upon a holy-grail of fermented grains.
A: “Good time at the pub last night?”
B: “Clocked in a solid shift. Might have had a couple dodgy mystery pints, though”
by mrshitfaced May 24, 2024
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mysterious male

Reuben, a very interesting crooner more commonly described as a 'mysterious male'
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mystery sock

When you find some random stranger's sock in your pile of laundry.
I was folding my laundry and I found a mystery sock! Barf!
by Bangcouver March 28, 2017
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Crazy Mysterious

A quality possessed by events or individuals carrying an inherent sense of danger but an inexplicable attraction to explore its possibilities.
Jason: "Did you see the girl in the skirt with the crazy mysterious eyes? I think if I talked to her, she'd cut me but I just can't walk away."
by KevinGrumblesReturns March 28, 2007
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mystery shit

A shit that comes out so fast, you can't decide if it's liquid or solid.
I took a mystery shit last night.
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mystery sprinkle

When some unexpectedly kind of liquid sprinkles on your head/body, and you have to touch it with your hand and look at it to identify the liquid. This usually happens when it's not raining or when you're inside. The build-up to the reveal is always intense, yet 9/10 times it's still water. You always think it's birdshit or some kind of bodily fluid.
"I walked beneath a tree yesterday and got a mystery sprinkle. I thought it was birdshit but it turned out to be just water."
by Piemelfiets October 25, 2017
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