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breakfast metal

A genre of metal music reminiscent of doom and sludge, often times improvised and recorded on first take. Breakfast metal bands usually have multiple vocalists and often times the musicians will change instruments from song to song. this genre was pioneered by Anal Whispersss in Columbus, OH in a basement near the Ohio State University campus.
I really wish there were more breakfast metal bands as good as Anal Whispersss.
by Blöödermilk Pancakes September 20, 2010
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Cocktinental Breakfast

Eating a croissant whilst being sucked off by the lady (or man) in your life.
We stayed at the hotel and in the morning enjoyed a cocktinental breakfast.
by baloo1 November 14, 2011
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Jacksonville breakfast

A sexual act performed on the way to the workplace involving a man, a woman, and a bottle of ketchup. Details concerning particulars differ from person to person, with most too unspeakable to mention.
Did you see the look on Cole's face in the morning meeting? He looked like he'd just had a Jacksonville breakfast.
by scubasteven November 23, 2009
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Dwarven Breakfast

Vomit, esp "on-the-fly" Roman style where puking is merely a bump in the road of a long party-night. A popular term among role-playing nerds and convention attendees.
"After 23 beers, I've had a dwarven breakfast and I'm ready for more!"
by Cold1s January 21, 2010
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Breakfast of Champions

A makeshift breakfast consisting of an energy drink of ones preference, and a piece of junk food (i.e. chips, candy, donut, etc.)
I was starving before I had to get to an early meeting so I stopped at the Am Pm to grab a Breakfast of Champions
by The-V June 29, 2015
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breakfast saussage

A blowjob before you've gotten out of bed in the morning.
I rolled over in the warm patch formed on the bed from the crack of light streaming in from the eastern window and asked her, in my sweetest voice, if she wanted some breakfast saussage...
by the original wolfy November 8, 2006
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breakfast log

An early morning solid poo. Long and in one piece.
I have just finished having a breakfast log
by Solo Echo February 14, 2018
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