Cat

A god.

Some people say they own a cat but that actually they're the cats slaves.
Some people say cats die but truly they simply teleport.

Some people say cats aren't vicious they're wrong.

A cat can do anything.

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Guy: your cats nice.
Me: HOW DARE YOU SUGGEST A CAT CAN BE OWNED.

by Goodgoodgoodgoodgoodgood November 13, 2020

Cat

Your future overlord.

"Our supreme leader, Oreo the cat, has a bounty for your life that I'm going to collect."

by just 4 cats in a trench coat November 17, 2020

Cat

Funny looking dog abomination

Jared: Hey dud wuts a cat
Dipshit: A mutated and weird ass dog

by OHYEAHDADDY;) November 18, 2020

cat

a cat is a harry ninja that apparently has 9 lives. my cat ate my dog:(

jmal:"boiz, look itz a CAT!!"

by nolifejim November 23, 2020

cat

a baby lion

lion: that's my cat
cat mom: that's my child
lion: no it's mine

by XxStarlightxX December 2, 2020

Cat

Living paper shredders

That cat just shredded the curtains!

by RandomLoser123 January 5, 2021

Cat

This small ass thing that wakes me up at three in the morning to run around and break stuff.

Meow meow I'm a cat and won't let you sleep.

by dil_nasx March 3, 2021