Lad Test

A test(link) to see if a lad(link) is truly your lad.

"Lend me a couple of quid for a pint?"
"I hope he passes my lad test and likes my pic"
"I haven't heard from my mate in a week, must have failed that lad test"
"Sorry, I gotta stay in tonight. I'm going to check out Jimmy's social media to study for tomorrow's lad test"
"Sorry, I'm not giving it my all today lads. Had a lad appointment last night
"what's wrong with Jimmy?" "He just finished the lad test"
"got my 23&Me test back... turns out I'm not the lad"
"Can you feed my dog over the weekend? I'll be out of town to do lad test"
"hey r u comin to my stag and do tmrw lad/?"

by LadOfCoding October 22, 2020

State Test

the worst legal thing to come into existence besides homework

Teacher: "We have a state test tomorrow"
All students: "fuck"

by DualitysVoided March 22, 2022

low test

Low testosterone male.

Slang used on 4chan

"Kek, what a faggot. Low test"

by CirclejerkMaster69 March 2, 2022

test rush

The rush of people who go to hand in their tests (which they've all finished) after someone else hand theirs in, in a fear of being the first to finish it.

Guy 1: Were you in English today? There was this huge test rush when I went to pass my exam in.

Guy 2: Yeah, that was so funny!

by offulspellir92 May 12, 2009

Rorschach test

"Inkblot tests", but not always with inkblots. They evalutate psychological health and such inaccurately, but are good enough to determine if someone has a serious problem.

T: What does this look like?
D: Dead people
T: And this?
D: Two guys hanging from trees, barfing blood.
T: And this one? *cringes*
D: It looks like you, but with blood everywhere around you.

by DLG June 29, 2003

cooper test

Is the the ultimate test of pain and misery. Running two miles, on the track, with a stop watch pushing you the whole way. The cooper test is the ultimate of life's suckiness. It is the mother of all suckiness. No matter how fit you are the Cooper test will make you wish you were the throw up you leave on the ground.

We are gonna go run the cooper test tomorrow. Team get your puke bags ready.

by barf99 February 23, 2010

Slut Test

Slut testing is the act of a male envisioning a newly encountered female in a hardcore porn of his choosing, in his mind. If the outcome of the experience is "Yeah she'd totally do that", then you have a slut. If not, you can bring her home to mom.

I saw this librarian today who I thought could be a total slut, but wasn't sure. So I gave her the slut test and I can just tell she's a total slut.

by Headcircus December 17, 2010