tactical excuse

An excuse or set of excuses that removes or points the blame of poor performance or poor planning on ones equipment, other operators, or acts of god such as weather.

Operator 1: Hey what seems to be the issue, you were just laughing at how easy this was going to be a few days ago?
Operator 2: The sun is in my eyes, and its so cold I can't complete simple tasks, but mostly I'm hungry and when that happens I get dizzy. Any other time non of this would not be an issue.
Operator 1: Damn, your full of tactical excuses... go change your manpon.

by trevp April 15, 2015

tactical sleeping

When you give up your favored sleeping choice to go next to the girl you like.

Ollie gave the mattress to his friend so he could sleep next to his crush. This was tactical sleeping.

by Dictionaryy October 22, 2014

Tactical Spew

Letting yourself vomit in a bush/toilet at a party so you can continue to party and/or get drunk faster again

drinking at a party and feeling like you need to throw up, so instead of denying it until you cant control it, you find a bush and Tactical Spew, then drink on an empty stomach and get drunk off one drink.

by Huge-G November 16, 2010

Tactical turd

The process of having of having a poo before you leave your house when you don't need to have one to not inconvenience yourself later on in the day and needing to have a poo when not in your house.

"Have you left yet?"
"Not yet, I'm having a tactical turd"

by regdoss September 13, 2018

tactical bacon

Its Tactical Bacon, what else do you need to know.

Guy 1:What's tactical bacon?
Guy 2:It's tactical bacon thats all you have to know.

TACTICAL BACON

by Papi E April 28, 2014

The Leyba Tactic

Persistently avoiding replying to a text message(s) about future plans in the hopes that by not replying one does not take ownership of such responsibilities

"Oh man, Michael hasn't replied yet about our upcoming plans."
"He's probably using The Leyba Tactic in order to get himself out of going."

by Major_lag June 28, 2017

tactical porn

When you think you've been rattled by a dodgy pop-up, one must go through the process of tactical porn. This means purposely watching porn repeatedly to try and throw off the scent of potential IP snakes.

Mate, I totally got rattled by a pop-up last night.
How so?
I was watching porn when a pop-up for busty milfs surprised me , I don't want anyone thinking I'm into busty milfs

Dude, you need to deploy a tactical porn

by Pinkypinkypinky June 9, 2017