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The Leyba Tactic

Persistently avoiding replying to a text message(s) about future plans in the hopes that by not replying one does not take ownership of such responsibilities
"Oh man, Michael hasn't replied yet about our upcoming plans."
"He's probably using The Leyba Tactic in order to get himself out of going."
by Major_lag June 28, 2017
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tactical sleeping

When you give up your favored sleeping choice to go next to the girl you like.
Ollie gave the mattress to his friend so he could sleep next to his crush. This was tactical sleeping.
by Dictionaryy October 22, 2014
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Mug Tactics

1. When a mug has plotted a scheme purposely against you

2. When you feel like you have been hard done by or cheated, e.g. 'Those were some right mug tactics'
'I can't believe the other team cheated, those were some blatent mug tactics'
by MugKing February 11, 2010
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Skinny Tactic

Noun:

Any of several strategies used to make ones self fell like one is being health conscious when in fact they are not.
Drinking water or iced tea instead of consuming fatty snacks.

Throwing away half your dessert to show you don't need it is also a skinny tactic.

Also, simply assuming you are a certain weight and never actually confirming this is a great skinny tactic.
by skinny.tactic. June 30, 2010
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tactical porn

When you think you've been rattled by a dodgy pop-up, one must go through the process of tactical porn. This means purposely watching porn repeatedly to try and throw off the scent of potential IP snakes.
Mate, I totally got rattled by a pop-up last night.
How so?
I was watching porn when a pop-up for busty milfs surprised me , I don't want anyone thinking I'm into busty milfs

Dude, you need to deploy a tactical porn
by Pinkypinkypinky June 9, 2017
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Tactical turd

The process of having of having a poo before you leave your house when you don't need to have one to not inconvenience yourself later on in the day and needing to have a poo when not in your house.
"Have you left yet?"
"Not yet, I'm having a tactical turd"
by regdoss September 13, 2018
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tactical bacon

Its Tactical Bacon, what else do you need to know.
Guy 1:What's tactical bacon?
Guy 2:It's tactical bacon thats all you have to know.

TACTICAL BACON
by Papi E April 28, 2014
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