Simpable

Someone so god damn hot that they're a simp magnet no matter where they go.

"I don't know guys, Markiplier IS a pretty simpable guy.

by _LocaVoid_ July 12, 2020

Simpath

Someone who is highly sensitive to others, but is incapable of distinguishing their emotions from anyone else’s. Resulting in an uncontrolled loop of sympathy-giving akin to a SIMP (Sucka Idolizing Mediocre Pussy) in pimp culture, who subjugated himself to an inferior person because he can’t control his emotions and impulses.

Man, Henry goes around telling everyone he’s an Empath, but he just gives himself away and gets caught up in however anyone around him is feeling. That’s a mofuckin Simpath if you ask me. And you did.

by Magulligan September 20, 2020

sumpadumpadumpadee

a sumpadumpadumpadee is a big person who says momma caboma my big old banana

my friend is a sumpadumpadumpadee.

by epedety November 4, 2020

Simpathetic

Having or showing the simptoms of being a simp. The adjective to describe a simp.

Girl: Ugh, I hate guys.

Guy 1: Ugh. I know right? Guys are the worst!

Guy 2: Bro, you're really being simpathetic with her?

by anonymous October 19, 2020

simpanite

A person whose existence is enough to make another person a simp.

Simp1: Bro, have you met Ashley?
Simp2: Yeah man! I’m logging in to urban dictionary to use her name and make the definition everything I worship about her! She is my simpanite!

by IzzyFresh January 12, 2021

Simpathy

The feeling of pity and sorrow for simps utter desperation

A: can you believe he wasted all his money on a twitch thot?

B: Hey have some simpathy you know he hasn’t been doing good ever since his wife left him for Jared

by XTC207 March 12, 2021

Simpathy

When you feel bad or empathy for someone who is uncontrollably simping for someone.

I feel so much simpathy for that Dream simp.

by StarStreamSkittles March 13, 2021