what you say when you try to justify an unnecessary purchase, whether it’s really cheap or expensive
by jill lavigne November 30, 2023
When you credit card someone with your hand then make them sniff your hand. Similar to a dirty Sanchez but minus the poo.
by Dirty_KK June 08, 2025
During my second backwards jockey session, I decided to change things up and swipe the card repeatedly.
by Deezlunch November 14, 2017
Swiping "like" on dating apps so fast with no regard for the profile. The objective is to get matches, then read and look at profiles.
Ex 1: Sorry, I'm not interested in you. I was machine gun swiping and you got caught in the crossfire.
Ex 2: Why did you match with that Fugly?
- I was machine gun swiping
Ex 2: Why did you match with that Fugly?
- I was machine gun swiping
by Ricotis November 13, 2021
This term is specifically used when a male swipes his hand on a women’s vagina, this term is usually used in a club setting (just a specific term for this kind of groping)
by Wendyfrankle99 April 13, 2023
1) Middle English. Self-gratification through act of auto-stimulation.
2) An homage to my dead neighbour.
2) An homage to my dead neighbour.
"To the couple whose habit it is to swipe the poper at 730am, I'm impressed, it certainly shows class"
by wussyraji & the AuD March 25, 2008
The process in which one has finished pooping and wiping their ass, and isn’t sure if it’s clean or not. Instead of wasting another piece of toilet paper, the person swipes through their ass crack with their pinky to see if they pick up any shit. Some even go as far as smelling it to be even more sure they have fully wiped their ass.
by Chogglysausage November 23, 2021