Swedish Meatball

When you defecate in an IKEA display toilet

*at IKEA*
Them: where were you? I’ve been waiting in housewares for like 20 minutes?!

Me: leaving a Swedish meatball *giggles*

Them: no! Christ, why do you do that?!

by Big big biscuit April 11, 2023

Swedish Ropes

Another term for a large quantity of ejaculation. Usually occurs when a male has gone quite some time without pleasure. Also very common with males who have large testicles. Supposed to give a visual of the semen tumbling in a violent spinning motion through the air.

"Bro, I was banging this girl last weekend and shot like 9 Swedish Ropes on her back."

by Dr. Weird PhD September 8, 2014

swedish meatballs

The aftermath of a vasectomy

Cor I've got the main swedish meatballs after that vasectomy

by #angrygrowler May 13, 2014

Swedish Firecracker

When a man sucks his own dick and his partner dances on his butt. Requires extreme flexibility and is quite painful for the reciever's tailbone or lower spine.

Last night Karen gave me a swedish firecracker,it hurt like hell and now I can't sit down.

by Danieltoshhasaids December 29, 2010

Swedish eBay

noun: A fictional online store name used as a euphemism for buying sex toys online.

Person1: "I spent all evening ordering stuff online."
Person2: "How much did you spend at Swedish eBay?"

by DeWolfeman June 29, 2018

swedish princess

1. Anal sex

2. The offer of anal sex for saving the world

After saving the world, she gave up the swedish princess.

by blindog April 1, 2015

swedish fuck

Fucking on newly put together Ikea furniture

Josh - yeah so did you take home that euro girl?
Tod - we went to Ikea and went back to her place for a good swedish fuck
Josh- nice

by Kelz B August 12, 2018