Swiss race car driver that competes in the IZOD IndyCar series driving for HVM racing. She was voted Rookie of the Year at the Indianapolis 500 in 2010 after finishing 14th.
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Term used to describe a story which should have been simple, but during delivery turns into a monologue.
Also applies to jokes told in a such a poor and round about way so as to render all funniness obsolete.
Also applies to jokes told in a such a poor and round about way so as to render all funniness obsolete.
Person 1: Have you written an example yet? Should be really easy for you right
Person 2: Well I was going to write a full monologue but I didnt think it would quite fit what I wanted the other people to say, so instead I came to the conclusion that the best thing to do was to write what could be the start of a monologue and a story in which the person whilst telling a story does so in a very round about way and often gets side tracked with other stories during delivery...
Person 3: What is he talking about?
Person 1: He's just gone off on one of his samonologues again...
or
Person 1: That's a nice jacket Sam is wearing
Person 2: Whatever you do dont ask him about it
Person 2: Well I was going to write a full monologue but I didnt think it would quite fit what I wanted the other people to say, so instead I came to the conclusion that the best thing to do was to write what could be the start of a monologue and a story in which the person whilst telling a story does so in a very round about way and often gets side tracked with other stories during delivery...
Person 3: What is he talking about?
Person 1: He's just gone off on one of his samonologues again...
or
Person 1: That's a nice jacket Sam is wearing
Person 2: Whatever you do dont ask him about it
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When discussing Boobgate our delusional fellow suggests that in order for it to be called Boobgate her boob should have been covered with a gate rather than a bra – there was no gate therefor should have been called boobbra…………… this makes no sense just like Simongate
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Get the samonta mug.When an inanimate object has been so plastered/drenched/splattered with semen that has not only caked into an oasis of bacteria; the object may almost seem like it has gained sentience and is aware of it's own existence.
"I knew my cum sock was truly semonic when it started telling me to kill my family."
"Man, you still haven't washed that shit? What the fuck? Shit's gonna be semonic soon"
"Man, you still haven't washed that shit? What the fuck? Shit's gonna be semonic soon"
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