No one gives a shit about you.
by TytaAlba November 22, 2015
1) Your poop
2) Something you say when you: Forget there was homework, scratch your Jordan's, leave your kid in the car, get stopped by the police, and when you have a major poop.
2) Something you say when you: Forget there was homework, scratch your Jordan's, leave your kid in the car, get stopped by the police, and when you have a major poop.
"Shit! There... there was homework?"
by SuberbanChick September 26, 2014
a big dump that comes out through your bumhole and into the toilet and then gets flushed down into the toilet bowl.
by XePoison February 24, 2018
one of the only words in the English language that can form a grammatically complete, stand alone sentence.
by SalmonTacos November 16, 2014
Shit can be used to describe how one replys to messages or even how reliable one can be.
Eg.
Owain: I require a lift to (insert place here)
Morgan: ...
Owain: Is that a yes or a no?
Morgan: ...
Owain: ???
Eg.
Owain: I require a lift to (insert place here)
Morgan: ...
Owain: Is that a yes or a no?
Morgan: ...
Owain: ???
"So did Morgan ever reply to your emergency message?"
"No Morgans shit at replying"
In conclusion, Morgan=Shit
"No Morgans shit at replying"
In conclusion, Morgan=Shit
by Ddom12 November 26, 2017