Strode

To walk firmly, purposefully, with long strides, and straightforward. To be strong, great, noble, and brave. An action that is known for showing one's personality if that said person is confident, caring, intelligent, and humble.

stroll walk gentleman perfect stride stepping best hardworking

Person 1: Let's strode over there to our boss so they know we are good workers.

Person 2: Yes, if we strode they will know we are diligent and obedient.

by Kratos_Drake March 9, 2016

Swedish Strudel

When a guy shits on your chest then cums on top of it

Oh my god I heard becky loves when ryan gives her a swedish strudel!

by liamsebastian July 28, 2010

straddleworthy

Sexually desirable. Intended for use by women to describe men. Especially me LOL! I was delighted to see that no-one coined this before me. Yayee!

Yeah, he's a jerk, but I'll let that go, 'cos he's toooootally straddleworthy!!

by Andy Sword January 5, 2009

Strydom

a small or deformed penis; a penis of irregular small size due to the wearing of skinny jeans,bad parentage,constantly beating your meat, or just plain bad luck.

my boyfriend is great but i think he has a strydom

by lol_u_suck_at_life February 13, 2009

Struddle

A portmanteau of; 'Struggle' and 'Cuddle'

The lady was not raped by Bill Cosby, it was purely an intense 'Struddle' with insertion.

by Pikey1079 January 16, 2015

Straddle-whipped

Similar to the common term "Pussy-whipped" except this person in fact does not receive any pussy. This person is on a leash so short they sometimes turn to the same sex for pleasure. Made popular by one Ryan J. Abbott.

Ryan is so straddle-whipped he refuses to hook up with anyone.

by Oliver February 5, 2005

Stradinger's Law

The principle that, in a professional environment, the person(s) who critically block your forward progress at any given moment are in a meeting when you go to look for them.

Peter: I was looking for Josep, Tony and Rafael for an architectural decision, and they're all in the architecture meeting.
Dominic: That's Stradinger's Law for you.

by emlprime July 7, 2010