scratchies

Something you get from a (slut).

Damn that slut girlfriend gave me the scratchies homes....WTF..I thought the bitch shaved...

by redneck January 19, 2003

stretch

A local country term for useless dole sponging travellers who avoid legitimate work by any means necessary

"Stretch alert! Look at them load of Strecth's laying that block paving then going to sign on"

by Deep sea Diver March 25, 2007

Stretched Lips

When you try and eat something and your lips get permanent stretch marks.

Who you foolin'? You gots stretched lips from suckin' on the cucumber fool.

by alkdjnne October 13, 2008

Stretching

the act of smoking marijuana at any time anywhere

Hey, I'm feeling pretty tight, I think it's about time I went outside and started stretching.

or

You guys want to go stretch?

by Zach V March 10, 2009

Stretch Fu*ked

When a girl at the gym stretches in front of you with the sole purpose of turning you on, not for actually "getting loose"

I got the worst mesh shorts boner when that hot blonde stretch fu*ked me by the stairmaster

by meshshorts boners January 22, 2010

sketchies

When someone is drinking whiskey out of a hip flask. This person may or may not have to be drunk. Usually used by another person who is also drunk and/or is really weird with too much energy.

Person A: <Takes out a flask of 100-proof whiskey and sips on it>

Person B: Is that whiskey?

Person A: Uh...Yeah...Do you want some?

Person B: OMGNOWAYTHATSSOSKETCHIESSTRAIGHTEDGELIFEFOR
LIFELOLHAHAHAAREYOUDRUNKYOUARESODRUNKRIGHTNOWLMAO

by iltimonster July 9, 2011

Stretch Gang

A collective of all people with uncircumcised penises

all my homies are uncut #stretch gang

by yttrii August 3, 2021