Storm Johnson

An affliction that causes a man's penis to slowly writhe about in his pants throughout the day.

"You okay, Mario? You haven't stopped fidgeting in 20 minutes."
"Dude I have a nonstop Storm Johnson going right now."

by PapaCommish October 11, 2014

blow storm

when multiple men or women fight each other for a blow job becomes a blow storm

Rachel and bonnie were fighting over who should suck freddy's dick becoming a blow storm

by Daspooks September 28, 2015

Bored storm

means boring moment

Dat was a bored storm ova da weekend

by Allahatopia November 22, 2018

cluster-storm

Adjective that combines clusterfuck and shitstorm in such a way that the author does not use profanity, but the reader automatically fills in the missing information.

The wedding turned into a cluster-storm when the band drove their van over the wedding cake, through the flowers and into the infinity pool, which then gave way, dragging half the patio and the entire wedding party down the muddy hillside.

by basher9 May 30, 2018

clapped by the storm

When some slow ass fucktard keeps looting and he dies to the storm

person 1: how did your dumbass die?
person 2: i got Clapped by the storm

by LGBTBBQ June 3, 2018

Storm Schmorm

A saying which is uttered when you or someone else underestimates something or someone powerful, intimidating, or dangerous.

Person 1: "Yo, did you see on the news? The storm is coming tomorrow, you better prepare!"

Person 2: "Pfft. Storm Schmorm. I don't have to worry about some bad weather."

by TheLordYeeteth October 8, 2019

Snot Storm

When you are talking to someone and you sneeze, getting snot all over your elbow and face. Then you keep your elbow above your nose and awkwardly walk away like a fucking idiot from the person you were talking too until you get tissues. But when there are no tissues you run away to the bathroom or try to play it off. (Typically happens in School).

My brain: Fuck I gotta sneeze
Person: *Talking*
My brain: Sneezing in 3..2...1
Me: Sneezing and gets shit all over my face
Me: *Awkwardly walks away looking like a fucking idiot with his/her elbow above thier face.
Snot Storm

by asdsadaadsd October 15, 2019