stiff

any uncomfortable, sus situation or state of being.

“yo this is mad stiff let’s dip”

by sarah d, carly s & paul p November 13, 2017

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Stiff Lifts

Following the urban legend that lifting weights while maintaining a full erection leads to an increase in penis length and faster muscle growth elsewhere, 'stiff lifts' describes the activity of lifting free weights while deliberately maintaining an erection, often through use of pornography.

Jeff: "mate my muscles just aren't growing"

Chris: "Have you tried stiff lifts? I know one muscle I'm improving..."

by GrumpyBint June 10, 2013

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Stiff Pickler

A drink. You take a shot of whiskey, then chase it with a shot of pickle juice, and finish off by eating a pickle

Last night I got so wasted. We were doin stiff picklers all night

by Jules16 January 21, 2012

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stiff lose

When a team loses when there was a few dodgey calls when it was close

Collingwood had a stiff lose against Geelong

by Jeffnation August 26, 2017

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Stiff bobble head

A person with constant reoccurring thoughts about yaoi and or sex of the homosexual kind.

Person 1: Did you just hit that lamp shade? It’s cursed.
Person 2: I know, but it feels like a stiff bobble head.
Person 1: bro, that’s cursed. Make that the title to one of your fan fictions.
Person 2: Thanks, now I’m thinking of some really innopropriate stuff. Wow, I’m never gonna be able to get this out of my head.
Person 1: I think you’re the real stiff bobble head.

by I’m the real trite here July 23, 2018

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