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Status Virus

When somebody posts an "informational" status about something, usually related to facebook itself, ending with "please re-post" as a public information announcement. This causes other people to post the same message, making you only able to see that message because it spreads like a virus.
(your friends list and the status virus, spreading)

Joe: Good information as of today, Facebook will automatically index all your info on Google, which allows everyone to view it. To change this option, go to Settings --> Privacy Settings --> Search --> then UN-CLICK the box that says 'Allow indexing'. Facebook kept this one quiet. Copy and paste onto your status for all your friends ASAP

Mary: Good information as of today, Facebook will automatically index all your info on Google, which allows everyone to view it. To change this option, go to Settings --> Privacy Settings --> Search --> then UN-CLICK the box that says 'Allow indexing'. Facebook kept this one quiet. Copy and paste onto your status for all your friends ASAP

John: Good information as of today, Facebook will automatically index all your info on Google, which allows everyone to view it. To change this option, go to Settings --> Privacy Settings --> Search --> then UN-CLICK the box that says 'Allow indexing'. Facebook kept this one quiet. Copy and paste onto your status for all your friends ASAP
by JJerome711 December 15, 2009
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status's block

Similar to writer's block; Where on social networking sites you can't think of anything interesting to write in your status.
Ugh! I think I have status's block right now! My life stinks like a pile of crap.
by FreshRealityLeadSinger July 8, 2009
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metro status

When you don't have a car and must ride the Metro to get where you're going.
Q: Did you drive here?
A: Nah, tonight I'm on Metro Status.
by dc metro fan May 13, 2010
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Status Crickets

When a social network member posts a status either as a question or a shout out as their status and receive no subsequent likes or comments.
John Smith:Hey I really want to go out tonight..hit me up with some ideas.

**status crickets**
by thedarkhorse89 November 1, 2011
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Statue of Limitations

The little-known "sister" statue of Lady Liberty, this monument is a testament to our legal-system's "escape hatch" loophole which allows wrongdoers to be let off the hook for anything other than super-violent/serious crimes if they can just lay low for two or six years.
Just as our most famous bronze monument in NYC harbor has attracted less-than-savory aliens over the centuries, our infamous Statue of Limitations is a magnet for foreign criminals on the lam.
by QuacksO July 12, 2018
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The status men

Characters from video game franchises that are considered memes AND have the following privileges:

- They shall be respected by the meme community and cannot be ridiculed ironically or unironically
- They have the absolute authority to categorize questionable or lewd media as cringe and thus getting "statused"

The status men need to follow the next criteria to be considered as such:

- They need absolutely kick-ass battle songs. Usually in the realms of metal
- Their battles the songs are used in have to be cinematic and spectacular to see
- The character has to be able to show off their badassery
- Any status update attempt that is successful (>300 000 ) can make the character qualified

There is no limitation on the gender or the kind of person the character is to be considered status men

Current people considered in the club: Vergil, Nero, Raiden, Senator Armstrong, Jetstream Sam, Sundowner, Mistral, Sonic The Hedgehog (circa Frontiers)
- Yo have you seen the newest Sonic meme?
- Hell yeah, Sonic is part of the status men now!
by juasjuasie December 4, 2022
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Daddy status

Daddy status is basically if you see a hot ass guy and basically your saying he daddy asf so you put him in your daddy status
Girl 1 - “ omg Do you see that guy

Girl 2 - “ omg yas he is daddy status “
by ChEeToHoE July 23, 2018
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