stappment

A statement presented as fact even though it is not even possible to prove or disprove.

Don’t give me your stappments!

by pjerickson December 8, 2018

starple

Noun
Plural: starples
Mixture of two words.

From star and pulse:

Definition:

The heartbeat of a star.

While she sat silent and still, the starple was strongly present in the confined space she was in.

by horusbay March 13, 2019

Stapletit

When someone throws a chunk of staples into the bra of a female. If sucessful, it will impale the n i p

"Sarah is such a bitch! I should give her a stapletit at lunch"

by HarryPython April 16, 2019

snapplebogger

When a pig bites you during intercourse.

The snapplebogger left an ugly scar

by Themsofirefly May 18, 2019

snapple tower

A large tower of snapple bottles made be those who attended the three week Ctyi summer course in 2019 session 1 got over a thousand bottles for the towers ten year anniversary

John: did you put your bottles in the snapple window for this years snapple tower
Jacinta: yeah I hear this year they’re going to try get a thousand

by Jacinta is god August 10, 2019

Snapple® Cider

Combining vodka and Snapple® Apple Juice Drink together, and passing it off as homemade apple cider.

Not to be confused with Snapple® Cider Vinegar.

Unlike regular apple cider, you get twice the kick and half the hangover when you drink Snapple® Cider.

Brah: "Hey Man, you try that new apple cider in the cans?"
Bruh: "Nah dude, I save my money by buying Snapple® Apple Juice Drink and some Silent Prince Vodka, and just mixing them together."
Brah: "So it's basically a Snapple® Cider, then?"

by friggsy August 27, 2019

Staple Wook

A wook that feels they need to speed up their transformation process by stapling dreadlocks, crystals, spoons, and other wook trinkets to their head. This increases their overall headiness and wookness exponentially.

Man that dude over there is a supreme staple wook

by Gobnugget September 11, 2019