gherkin stab

when someone unsuspectidly whacks you in the face with a gherkin. Similar to a mushroom stamp.

I was eating lunch the other day when all of the sudden i was the victim of a gherkin stab from some fag.

by herbicyde October 22, 2008

STAB

To be a stud in a gay relationship that is a bottom.

My significant other is a stab, so i’m the top.

by cuddlesanddisney February 17, 2020

stab posting

Posting selectively controversial comments for short periods of time to see who responds and what their opinion is before too many people see it and your life is ruined.

Stab posting is posting “Bill Cosby is free! I guess drinks are on him” followed by watching the comments for 30 minutes and then deleting the posts

by BKallSmiles July 30, 2021

stab

stab#9019

A very cool and epic person on Discord who will brighten up your day and will make you laugh. He also looks out for his friends very well and if you ever come across hiss, make sure you never lose his friendship.

Person 1: Have you heard of the legendary stab?
Person 2: No I haven't
Person 1: Well I'm friends with him
Person2: Omg you're so luckyyyyy

by Daracoon911 July 24, 2021

Back stabbing pen

When your favorite pen gives out on you after using it for a long time.

I was in class today when my back stabbing pen bailed on me.

by Ingproductions April 7, 2010

got stabs

A powerful motorized vehicle with unexpected performance, akin to a “sleeper”

Joe got a new ride yesterday. Doesn’t look like much, but it got stabs.

by mustangman6799 October 5, 2021

raw stabbing

Fucking a girl without a condom

guy 1: bro i banged this chick
guy 2: you use some snake skin?
guy 1: nah bro, straight in raw stabbing
guy 2: nice!

by KingBurgs December 6, 2013