Spud

Irish slang for potato’s

Sean: Did ya harvest all ye spuds yet?
Aiden: No

by UrSisterAMister May 14, 2018

Spud

British Slang indicating to a fist bump.

‘That was a perfect spud’
‘Are you not gonna spud me’
‘Me and him have the perfect spuds ever’

by FantaKid August 24, 2022

spud tongue

that little thing at top of a female vagina

he was sucking on her spud tongue

by RLS69 December 17, 2016

Spud

When someone is being a cunt, but you can’t say cunt because you’re in public or some gay shit like that, so you call them a spud

“Mate, stop being a Spud”

by I ❤️ Big Booty Bitches January 2, 2018

Spud

A word in which two friends use amongst each other as they refer to an awkward situation.

Girl 1: Spud..!
Girl 2: What's happened..?

by Sputatoe July 24, 2016

spud

ether a physical dysibility, retarded potatoe or Gabes tendiez

run faster wut r u a spud

Daren is such a spud

by Ploto June 7, 2019

Spud Spaff

Definition:
A tragically unimpressive or awkwardly timed climax—especially one that happens so fast, it might as well have come from a potato.
Also used to describe any sexual finish that’s laughably underwhelming, lumpy, or just plain weird.

To spud spaff – To blow your load embarrassingly quick, often accompanied by a weird noise, facial twitch, or apology.

by Spaghetti Pencil June 14, 2025