A Sprouting Whale

When someone pisses up some chicks asshole.

I pulled A Sprouting Whale on Jenny from the block.

by Stuart H. Littledick January 11, 2007

Spronkles

Someone who is willing to love and support their friends.

My best friend is a Spronkles.

by Megarino Bobino October 29, 2018

Bean Sprout

When you get an errection (usually after waking up) and the tip of your penis pokes through the front of your pants, underwear, or both.

today when i woke up my morning wood ended up being a massive bean sprout.

it was so awkward when my mom woke me up today, i had an awful bean sprout.

by BeefyCarrot October 18, 2011

sprotten

The result of being spoiled-rotten by others.

My son has been sprotten by his grandparents.

by adtinz September 21, 2007

spronkicok

(noun) A person who has a funny shaped cock

A person who looks like they have a funny shaped cock because they stand in an awkward position

An extremospronki is used for someone who has an extremely funny shaped cock

'You know that boy I got with last night? SPRONKICOK!'
'Extremospronki?'
'No, not that bad.'

'He's a Spronkicok'
'How can you tell?'
'Look at how he's standing!'

by sophiaaaar November 10, 2007

sprog blog

A blog about one's children, specifically new babies. These blogs often contain way more pictures and baby information than anyone other than the blogger's parents could possibly want.

Man, ever since Joe had a kid, his blog's turned into a total sprog blog. I feel like dropping it from my RSS reader.

by sinospy October 14, 2009

Sprootz

A form of imaginary semen that engulfs one's body as they are getting absolutely dominated at Foozball.

"Wow, that guy is horrible at fooz"

Ball goes in again.

"Sprootz!!" Makes masturbation gesture and throws at individual.

by 5barfull March 23, 2012