Sperm perm

Shooting a vicious load on her face and getting it in her hair.nuff said💇💆

Vic I dont appreciate you shooting a 🖐 roper on my head now I have a sperm perm u jerk.

by Fresh from the hairdresser September 12, 2018

sperm sprouts

A way to describe the offspring of the coolest parents. Sperm that find their way to the eggs and sprout into children.

good morning my sperm sprouts you look taller this morning!

by Madcowwithatail May 3, 2018

Sperm beds

the sleeping place for sleepy swimmers, usually referring directly to the tender tissue inside the ball sake. a place of rest for sperm. is a delicasie in many african tribes

person 1: wow i would totally watch the exterior of your socculent moist sperm beds while your naked

person 1: while i sit here i can allow my sperm to rest in my sperm beds

by noodles1234 October 24, 2011

revenge of the sperms

When a girl purposely holds a freshly acquired load of sperm in her mouth, possibly pretending to swallow, then kisses the man while transferring the sperm into his mouth, probably followed by giggling and nipple twisting. He can't complain, he just got a bj!

Dude! That barista chick gave me a bj last night but then she gave me revenge of the sperms!

by Hidden Penis Crouching Tiger February 23, 2014

Hyper Sperm

when you jizz within 1 second of fapping

I just hyper spermed On my Bae. she likes it when it goes fast.

by The Salmon Juicer July 11, 2016

Sperm Spicket

A dick.

Wow! Gabe has a thick sperm spicket!

by SquirtleMom June 28, 2019

sperm piglet

When a young sucker sucks off a suckee with a view to ingesting sperm.

Come here my little sperm piglet and I'll come too.

by BigBib May 12, 2013