Sperm agent

A fanny fuck who likes to compare different flavours of jizz

Male :Do you think Mack is I a cum agent

Other male: aye he guzzled my spaff after I chugged away in the toilet

Male1: what a sperm agent penis milk drinking nonce boy

by Celtic staff rape children January 10, 2020

sperm crayon

when you jack off and release sperm, then draw on a piece of paper with your dick to create a picture

Nico was really horny in science class so he decided to try "sperm crayon". He jacked off really hard until he released his liquids and then drew a picture of a vagina on the paper.

by lickmycock March 15, 2014

Sperm Talk

Synonymous with real shit, type shit, type stuff, Ect.

Lynzie: “This shits kinda hittin”
Will: “Sperm talk”

by Beezel April 2, 2023

sperm movie

Movie, book, whatever, in which one guy battles massive piles of villains or weapons to get to the goal. Pretty obvious where the image came from.

"Superhero flicks are such sperm movies."

by Dudlette February 2, 2014

sperm sprouts

A way to describe the offspring of the coolest parents. Sperm that find their way to the eggs and sprout into children.

good morning my sperm sprouts you look taller this morning!

by Madcowwithatail May 3, 2018

Sperm worm

The wiggly worm that made you

My sperm worm has been inserted

by Clover’snotmynameyeye May 28, 2019

sperm sack

A sperm sack is a sack of sperm that you keep for personal enjoyment of your primos or vagina it's may also be used as a weapon

' fight me '
'Back off I've got a sperm sack'

'Oh shit '

by Snacksmacker245 July 18, 2017