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Machete speech 

When your girlfriend's dad (or your dad, if you are the girlfriend) takes the boyfriend aside and gives him a good talking to. Usually includes a lot of posturing on the father's part, because he'll be trying to give the boyfriend a scare to convince him to treat the daughter well. In some cases can include sharpening a knife or polishing/cleaning a gun for a threat. Most often includes do's and don't's, but usually just don't's.
Person A: Aw man. When we got back to her place, her old man was waiting to give me the machete speech.
Person B: That's rough, dude.
Machete speech by NecroBite.EXE August 16, 2015
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chad seely 

Chad seely is the most amazing person. He knows how to treat his gf and he can play fortnite and love his gf at the same time. Most genuinely sweet and caring guy, when you need him he’s there. He’s knows how to put a smile on his girlfriends face. His gf loves him very much
My boyfriend chad seely is the best boyfriend!
chad seely by Chads gf May 16, 2018
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R Speech 

When you go to any Asian country and only speak to people with heavy accents so you adopt their dialect
White Trash: Herro! How are-a You?
Actually Decent Person: Why the Hell are you talking like that
White Trash: Oh-a no-oo! I seem to have adopted R Speech!

Lia Sheelish 

SSSnipetwolfs real name.
Hey did you know SSSniperwolfs real name is Lia Sheelish?
Lia Sheelish by BlueCatPlayz November 2, 2019

free speech 

Nothing more than a fraud. It's just basically a bread and circuses style prop used by capitalists to justify their rule and exploitation. Everyone would be given freedoms in exchange for being a wage slave or an exploited person. In otehr words, a trade-off. A payment.
neolibs: "FREE SPEECH NOW!!! BYOCOTT TOHSE HWO CENSOR TGE INTERNET!!!"
us: yeah. that's what you call as free speech. no wonder we censor.
free speech by #LGCC9CCPP July 30, 2021

Hannah seeley 

Hannah Seeley is an amazing human being but the best thing about her is her friends for example Emily. Emily is amazing so kind if you have an Emily in your life you are the nicest person ever because Emily’s bring joy and all amazing things I hope everyone is lucky enough to have an Emily in their life.
Oh Hannah Seeley I heard about your friend Emily she is the nicest person ever!!!
Hannah seeley by Hannahissocool October 10, 2022

hate speech or people's personal information. 

The exact thing people aren't allowed to put in the urban dictionary.
UD - "Share definitions that other people will find meaningful and never post hate speech or people's personal information."
Me - "Hell nah."