spastic asian

an asian that spazzes over hoopers, grades, nonsense drama, and dinosaurs.

why wendius! would you look at that spastic asian dinosaur!

by victoria kkk. September 18, 2006

shasturbate

The act of shitting and masturbating simultaneously

Adam went to the bathroom to shasturbate. Won't see him for awhile

by Gumbooo April 29, 2014

shasta

a cheap brand of soda
a girl described as being cheap or easy

Wow, I wonder how Francesca gets all those guys?
Because she's a shasta! Duh!!!

I only have a few cents and i'm really thirsty!
Buy a can of Shasta!!!

by ERH January 11, 2009

shasta

out of the ordinary; nasty or gross;

That chick was shasta ugly.

by Mister Big May 13, 2005

the shaster

the act of placing a turkey baster in one's anus and farting into in, capturing the fart, and then shooting the fart in someone else's nostrils. It is a combination of the words shit and Baster.

Tommy is giving everybody around here the shaster

by Jorge shastermaster February 18, 2008

shasta

a cheap brand of soda
a girl described as being cheap or easy

Wow, I wonder how Francesca gets all those guys?
Because she's a shasta! Duh!!!

I only have a few cents and i'm really thirsty!
Buy a can of Shasta!!!

by ERH January 11, 2009

Spasticaps

Spasticaps is the sporadic use of capitalisation in sentences, used mainly by females and gooks.

Also known as "Cunts".

LiEk oMg, Hi gUyS ^^

by A.J May 10, 2005