Sparkle Touched

When you are owned so badly by someone that it appears that you were touched by a god and blew up in a sparkly explosion of awesomeness

Dam he just 720 No-scoped you with his last bullet, you've just been sparkle touched

by Phantom Pi September 23, 2011

Sparkle Fluffer

awesomely sarcastic and brilliantly creative with a side of twatastic

"that sparkle fluffer can really cut a bitch down!"

by Fatal Frost June 21, 2012

Sparkling Alligator

When a guy pisses all over a girl, stopping just below her eyes so she looks like an alligator in the water.

"Jamie is pissed because Jack got piss in her eyes last night while he was giving her a sparkling alligator."

by A.Jaxxx November 6, 2012

Sparkling vagina

Noun.

-A piece of apparel, usually worn by pop stars, such as Shakira, that makes the vaginal area stand out more so than the rest of the clothing.

-When someone is clad in a one-piece, but for some reason, the genital area of their body is most noticeable.

Joe: "The body's craving, to feed the hungry!"
Mike: "What you singin', man?"
Joe: Just a Shakira song, nothin' wrong with 'dat, yo."
Mike: "Damn, that Shakira...whattya do with a lass like that?"
Joe: "Dunno, maybe look at her sparkling vagina all day?"
Mike: "Damn, that sparkling vagina...whattya do with a sight like THAT???"
Joe: "You masturbate to it."

by LetItBeatle November 27, 2013

sparkiegeek

Describes a person who talks about what he/she will do when they get hold of you, but who doesn't have the means to deliver on that threat. Similar to all mouth and no trousers.

"Don't worry about him, he's a great big sparkiegeek".

by RacialJusticePolice February 10, 2014

sparkling lace

The act of lacing your weed with sparkles which leads to head rumors when smoked

sparkling lace is so much fun ! To bad you can die from it.

by Upthaapeace September 23, 2015

sparkle face

A type of person who eats their buggers and love it

Hey did you see that girl. She's a sparkle face

by Sparkle face September 11, 2016