finger sniffer

One who sniffs their finger. Usually after they itch an unclean crevice on their body.

Aaron stuck his finger in his nut cheese and promptly smelled it. Aaron, you silly finger sniffer.

by Captain Cheesy-poof July 12, 2023

Sock-sniffer

Someone of pudding ethnic culture (mostly used as a slur.)

I can't deal with you today, sock-sniffer.

by PuddingSlurs April 16, 2023

saddle sniffer

A gentleman whose particular perversion is inhaling the aroma of a lady’s bicycle saddle.

Mr Hook turned the corner onto Sheriff Street, just in time to see Miss Reidy, the new teacher, dismount from her bicycle, a shiny red Raleigh in the Dutch style, and head into the sweet shop. She was in her mid 20s and had started teaching the fourth class in the boys primary school last September, fresh from teacher training college.
Her black leather saddle shone like an old fashioned constable’s boots. There was no one else on the street. It was a warm summer morning, and Miss Reidy had only been wearing a light rayon skirt. But what if he was caught? The boys went to that school, it would surely come back to Ingrid and then he’d be out on his ear again.
If Mr Hook was quick he would have just enough time. He looked left and right, and as he drew level with the bicycle, dropped his head and took a long, deep inhalation of her sharp, rich scent.
He closed his eyes to savour the aroma and rose slowly to find his way blocked by the figure of Miss Reidy, a waxed paper packet of bullseyes in her hand.
“My, my, you are a dirty boy” she intoned slowly, raising an eyebrow and popping a bullseye between her cherry red lips, “who would have thought we had a naughty little saddle sniffer in town”.

by DCor April 22, 2023

Butt sniffer

The act of someone named Zoe sniffing someone butt (someone usually named haven)

“That girl named Zoe at our school is a butt sniffer and her bfs name is even haven.” “ do you know what that means” “ no what” “ that she sniffs his butt like the human catipiller when they are alone” “ no way that’s cool I wish my name was zoe”

by Your butt stank January 20, 2020

Dry sniffer

When somebody is hitting the packs with out any alcoholic beverages

Your a dirty dry sniffer

by The Direst sniffer March 14, 2020

cupcake sniffer

A person who uses any kind of drugs or one who has used so many that they seem to have the IQ of an intoxicated preschooler.

Jeff is such a cupcake sniffer, he snorted eight lines of coke and smoked three blunts

by The Information Keeper March 17, 2020

Snow Sniffer

Someone who does crack.

The police found evidence of crack in a hotel.
Luckily they arrested the snow sniffers.

by JJ377 August 9, 2020