smegaleg

A term meaning either:
1. Hurry up
2. Your an eedjit

Also a random joining of words to produce a comic phrase.
Used in the same place as previously chants of "Why are we waiting would be used"

"Smegaleg!"
"You big smegaleg!"

by Andrew Kirkman April 8, 2006

Smegiest

Somebody who is very annoying and usually comes from australia, they like maths and cricket and have stupid names like McIntyre

I don't teach idiots and you're an idiot thats a quote from the smegiest of smegstians

by a annoyed student August 9, 2009

Smeggy

SMEGGY IS A PIECE OF SMEGMA THAT IS COATED IN CHCOCOLATE AND THEN DEEPFRIED. IT IS A BRITISH DELICACY.

ME: I LOVE EATING SMEGGY

by BigMuscleManRyan May 1, 2022

smeg

The shortened version of the word "smegma", which is defined as: coagulated semen surrounding the end of the penis; also found in the hair of high schoolers

Dude, I just yanked off a huge crusty piece of smeg; lets put it in that kid's pizza!

by Paccali November 12, 2002

Smeghead

Someone whos head (the one with the brain) is full of smeg.

Smeg is the nasty stuff under one's foreskin after not washing it for too long. This word is thusly often used in insults.

- Hush your noise smeghead!
- That guy's a right smeghead...

by Meatyman May 1, 2007

smeg

True that this word originates from Red Dwarf, however Smeg was the name given to the 'living' organism that grew in his scuzzy mug

Rimmer is a smeghead :-)

by Lavalova February 3, 2007

smeg

the word used to censor swear words on www.Bushtarion.com

Hey lets atack Id# 1581
no you smeg head thats me!

by Fish May 29, 2004