Super soaker

Super soaker refers to when someone pees their bed, completely soaking their bed mattress.

The Mother: Last night little Suzie peed her pants while sleeping and the pee destroyed the mattress! There was urine leaking from underneath the mattress when she was through with it.

The Father: Eww!! That's one disgusting super soaker.

by ZCMC April 1, 2009

smacker

Slang or Street Name for MDMA (Ectasy).

The pill or pills is so potent its like a smacker hits you.

by oaktown_finest October 24, 2006

Bone smoker

Someone who sucks dik

Rood boi 1- dat gal smokes bone
Rood boi 2- yeah shes gud at it

by stabbo massive and wat LT May 13, 2005

cum smoker

A person who likes to suck on male genitals until they ejaculate, swallowing the seman that is ejected.

You like being a cum smoker don't you bitch

by ^^MP3Vampire^^ August 13, 2003

smoker's vag

A condition due to smoking cigarettes from which the afflicted female's genitalia becomes more aromatic, loses elasticity, and darkens in pigment.

"Bro, did you hook up with Melissa last night?"
"Ew, no.. I heard she's got smoker's vag."

by xTAARGUSx April 25, 2009

Shakerbate

The act of "shaking off" excess moisture after urinating in such a violent and vigorous fashion for such a long duration as to practically be masturbating.

"The guy using the next urinal over took at least a minute to dry off, that's what I call a shakerbate!"

by Neil G. February 9, 2007

Dick Smoker

one who is highly stressed, and uses sucking cocks as a relief. Also it is known that this individuals neccessity to relieve thier anxiety leads to uncleanliness. consequently they may be know to be a dirty cocksucker.

there have been many met in my life, but the one who qualifies as a chain smoker would be Chris Proctor.

by not a second hand smoker March 25, 2004