Slong

A development of the term "schlong," or larger than average penis.

"Man, did you see that guys slong? I'm so jealous..."

by Danny F September 17, 2008

Spongebob Squarepants

A show that used to be great pre 2005, but ever since then the show has gone downhill and has turned into an all out Spongebob and Patrick lovefest.

Spongebob: I love you Patrick.
Patrick: Wanna have sex?
Spongebob: I'll ask Squidward if he wants to join.
Patrick: I'm hungry. Be right back Spongebob, I'm gonna go eat this rock.

Kid 1: Wow, Spongebob Squarepants is great!

Kid 2: WTF, No it sucks balls.

by Iloveorangesocks August 11, 2010

Sponge Gloss

Sponge Gloss is a sparkly small pink bottle. It has a small non-shiny lid and the bottle is filled with SpongeGloss which is also pink yet translucent. But the applicator inside of it seems to be bigger than the case of sponge gloss

spongebob put sponge gloss on for PICTURE DAY.

by JACK_DAVIS_#1 May 9, 2009

Dope slanger

Drug dealer. Dope = drugs, slanger = dealer.

Homie: "Raise up outta here, dope slanger!"

Dope Slanger: "I'll be back bitch-ass punk! You cant stop my serve, mark!"

by Dope Slanger December 8, 2005

slounge

contraction of "slacking" and "lounging" all wrapped up into one word of lovely laziness.

We were all wiped out after a day of skiing so we decided to slounge that evening.

by dieseldog1 March 27, 2010

Strawberry Slinger

When a girl on her period slaps a guy across the face with her bloody tampon.

Jessica gave Phil a Strawberry Slinger because he wouldn't do the dishes.

by Monica February 24, 2005

spongebob

A porous, spongey Nickelodeon character who has a very naive personality.

SpongeBob went jellyfishing in Jellyfish Fields.

by somebody August 13, 2003