spiders

used to show anger, or insult someone

1. "Damn it, i cant find my keys. SPIDERS!
2. Person 1: "You're ugly"
Person 2: "Ugh. I hate you. You're a
spider

by mariana0919 June 13, 2005

the pink spiders

The bane of the Nashville rock scene, seeing as they've now sold out and given control of their nuts to MTV. Best known for their habit of dressing in only pink and black for shows, which will now easily appeal to every 13-year old fat punk-rock poser girl across the nation. Matt Friction has now stolen their hearts. Many in Nashville might still consider going to a show, but then they are quickly reminded by their friends how many pre-pubescents will be there, and they realize that the Pink fucking Spiders now suck.

loser: "hey, wanna go to the pink spiders show tonight? it might be fun..."
guy: "yea, if you consider hearing teenage girls claim they want to fuck a guy that dyes his hair more than they do..."

by woogie May 30, 2006

mouthfull of spiders

A descriptive term used to mean something particularly nasty,bad or horrendous.

"G'damn,that was as much fun as a mouthfull of spiders."

"Jesus,I'd rather have a mouthfull of spiders than to kiss her scaggly ass."

by CrowTard March 25, 2006

Mexican Enchilada Slider

A dirty sexual move and traditional dinner favored by Mexicans.
What is required:

1 Pound of Beef

6 Oz Tabasco HotSauce

1 Obese Mexican Woman

1 6 foot pallet

Between 5-15 friends

A patio 20 feet off the ground

Rope
How to: Obtain fat & aggressive Mexican Woman (usually found in low-income areas, Welfare offices, and at 5 Guys Burgers. Proceed to hire her with going Mexican Hooker rate (10-30$/hr) and lead her to the patio. Tie her up to the pallet (preferably by the Cankles & wrists) using thick 1 1/2 inch Hemp rope, and proceed to stuff the anus and vagina with meat fried in a pan with oil & spices. Then pour the Tabasco Sauce, first on the meat and surrounding areas, then into eyes, ears, nose, and other bodily orifices. Settle your guests to eat with the woman commanded to scream "La Bamba" with the threat of more Tabasco in her eyes should she be off key. Then proceed to enjoy your traditional Mexican dinner with live entertainment. After eating, proceed to push the Mexican woman off of the 20 ft+ patio. No clean up, no worries!

Manuel: Eyyy hefee, we deed da Mexican Enchilada Slider last nighttt. Ewe meesed it mayne.

Jose: Naa mayne. Me and me cousin deed eet to mah wife last nightt. Pretty tight shit hefee.

by Engineer Is a Spy October 15, 2011

fuck spiders

A definate 'no' or to refuse to do something. Can be pronounced 'fook spiders' if addressing youngsters.

you can go and 'fuck spiders' i ain't doing that.

by derek brookes January 27, 2006

slider

the kind of shit that just slides out so smoothly you dont even feel it, beware you do not have a slider in public

woman: excuse me, why did you shit on my carpet?

man:oh im sorry it diddnt notice, it must have been a slider

by ishitonyocarpet August 17, 2009

the Spiders from Mars

1) able to kill people with lazer death abomination rays
2) born with a metal exo-skelaton
3) cup-sinking champions...eat it!
4) I'm stepping through the dooooor!

The demise of many cup-sinking league opponents!

by mike March 23, 2005