More commonly referred to as "nerdic," it is almost as cool as alpine skiing. There are two disciplines, classic and skate. Both require incredible strength, effort, and perseverance, although less skill than other types of skiing including freestyle, alpine racing, and ski jumping.
A: I have my first nerdic skiing race today, wish me luck!
B: Wow maddd respect dude, that almost as cool as what I'm doing this afternoon, which is going 90 mph to win the downhill.
A: Oh yeah?? I GOT A 5 ON THE AP TEST
B: ...
Nordic Skiing
B: Wow maddd respect dude, that almost as cool as what I'm doing this afternoon, which is going 90 mph to win the downhill.
A: Oh yeah?? I GOT A 5 ON THE AP TEST
B: ...
Nordic Skiing
by jski13 January 12, 2012
To sit between two guys in the back seat of a car. Can be accompanied by a gesture of holding ski poles.
by ss-ric November 12, 2005
A subset of water sports, water skiing is jacking off two guys at the same time, while the guys are urinating and/or being urinated on.
by briantech September 29, 2005
the 'art' of placing your sack on the chick's face (one nut on each eye) whilst receiving a 'reverse' blowjob
variation:ski mask
in this position, stretch your sack across their entire face
variation:ski mask
in this position, stretch your sack across their entire face
rob: ah look my nuts are resting upon this chicks eyes
nic: yeah dude, she's wearing some serious ski goggles
nic: yeah dude, she's wearing some serious ski goggles
by whiteboy69 November 08, 2007
what the hell is he doing directing trafick or jerking someone off?
nah thats just ski poles dave.. he does that all the time
nah thats just ski poles dave.. he does that all the time
by Hoagrbee October 13, 2008
by De Koning March 02, 2020
Ski’s Mom is a really nice lady that takes it from all kinds of men. Especially Ski’s friends at work.
by Leonidas Alan March 27, 2018