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shucking the bearded clam

The act of inserting ones fingers into the hairy vaginal orrifice of a female. Usually two to three fingers are inserted, although, depending on females' orrifice diameter, more fingers may be necessary. Normally fingers are held in a hook style position and rammed in and out at a pace intended to pleasure said female and aid her in becoming moist.
Jim and Eric where discussing the activities of the previous night.

Jim: Dude, that party was crazy last night! I

Know you were totally wasted. I saw you

disappear with that chick at like 3am.

You hit that son?
Eric: Yea dude it was awesome, i took her in

back room and smashed it. She was

ready to go after I got done shucking the bearded clam.

Jim: That's what's up man! So the puss was

nice and hairy Huh?
Eric: It was hairy, but I was too far gone to give

A fuck. I just needed to drain my balls.
by FairladyZ February 4, 2015
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Skunking

A defensive mechanism of farting on someone when being closely persued.
Verb Skunked.
"Ewan was chasing me up the stairs, so I stopped suddenly in my tracks and skunked him as he collided with me. He got a point blank Skunking."
by HellRoken June 8, 2014
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Shucking

The sound made from wet love-making.
*Moist squelching sounds*
"Mmm, yeah, you like me shucking you, don't you, baby?"
"God, yes! Don't stop, don't stop, don't stoppppppppp! Mmmhmmmmhmmmm..."
by Mortechant July 6, 2015
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Skunking

When you take a line of cocaine and place it in a black woman's ass crack and start sniffing. The black ass mixed with the white stripe gives it the appearance of a skunk while the blow in the ass gives it an unpleasant aroma.
I was down on 159th street with a dimebag and for $20 this black hooker let me go skunking.
by NotTheFakeMcCoy March 17, 2016
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shunniversary

An annual event one chooses to ignore because of a grudge or ill will. A subtly hostileanniversary.
The unhappy couple chooses to observe their twentieth by way of a shunniversary, avoiding one another the entire day.
by hrungnir May 29, 2016
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shankievia

A beautiful soul, very strong, hard working, willing to help others, she is also loving.
I wish I was as strong as shankievia.
by Bullet December 22, 2016
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Shuki

the popuplar term for sticking two fingers in the vagina and one in the asshole when a girl is having her period - the saying that comes with the shuki is "two in the blood and one in the mud!!!"
if you don't shut the hell up you stupid dickfor, I'm going to give you a shuki
by мяаиоиумоцs January 2, 2017
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