Shaambhav

someone not as dumb as you and not adopted

That shaambhav ate chicken last night

by shaambhav November 30, 2022

scrambled gorilla poo

Diarrhoea.

Scrambled gorilla poo tastes like diarrhea.

by Debskelly1985 May 14, 2023

key scramble

a common excuse for being late somewhere

Coach: Why were you late to practice??
Athlete: I was in a key scramble!

by lmr2233 July 6, 2011

turd scrambler

Turd Scrambler: One who scrambles the turds inside another's anus with either their penis, tongue, finger or any size appropriate foreign object. Generally, an affectionate term; though it can also be used in a derogatory fashion.

Example A) - "That girl who tossed my salad last night had the tongue of an angel. She was the greatest turd scrambler I've ever come in contact with."

Example B) - "That guy's a real turd scrambler, he wouldn't give me my money back, even though he sold me a bum dildo."

by Milford J Ramos December 18, 2013

Sudanese scrambled egg

When one performs oral on a rectum and sucks the shit out in a vacuuming manner

"Babe can we make sudanese scrambled eggs "
"Yeah sure im ready to go "

by Sudanese scrambled egg May 21, 2018

Clam Scrambler

The unwashed hands of a female who has recently "rubbed one out" A.K.A. masturbated.

No matter how clean the bathroom is you never know whose nasty unwashed clam scrambler just touched the door knob.

by Stankle Toof May 2, 2019

Backdoor Scramble

You lady allows for a whole egg to be placed into the anal cavity and then her partner to fuck get until it’s scrambled. Ejaculation isn’t a must but allowed for extra flavor. She pushes it out into a pan and then it’s scrambled into an omelette.

Victor gave his old lady an backdoor scramble and then ate it at 3 in the morning. Crazy motherfucker.

by SpiceDaddy March 17, 2020