Shinkle

Shinkle. verb.

To fail to do one's legal duty because of conspiracy theories.

The term derives from Norm Shinkle's 15 minutes of fame as a Republican member of the four member Michigan State Board of Canvassers who's job was merely to recognize the counties election results as certified but took hours of many public servants time to investigate, without legal authority, multiple conspiracy theories that had already been rejected by courts and employing a double standard in minor voting irregularities between predominantly black and white precincts.

County Heath Department Restaurant Inspector: I probably should cite you for this complaint and your not requiring masks during this pandemic, but meh, I think it is a democratic hoax. I'm just gonna Shinkle this report.

by Scottula November 23, 2020

Shinkle

Verb. To do something you clearly know is wrong solely to please someone in a position of power. See Norm Shinkle, of Michigan's Board of Canvassers.

Ronna McDaniel really shinkled when she retweeted that video of Sidney Powell claiming that Trump won by a landslide.

by Mary O'Shegetz November 25, 2020

Shlanker

When a girl is a solid 3 on the hot scale

Dammmmmmnnnn thats a fuckin "Shlanker"

by Jboooby January 6, 2021

Shlingo

A slang term for something that's awesome or badass.

Dude that motorcycle is shlingo as fuck

by Logando22 March 5, 2021

shlankkk

one word description to define any emotion relating to happiness and excitement. A more meme like way to express yourself.

how are you feeling?

Shlankkkk

by shlankkk420 March 9, 2021

shlonkerburg

To fart really loud and vomit right after.

“Holy shadonkler bob! I pulled a shlonkerburg!”

by that_nice_writer January 18, 2021

shlonkerburg

To fart really loud and vomit right after.

“Holy mackafoodle! I pulled a shlonkerburg,get me some napkins Bob!”

by that_nice_writer January 18, 2021