Shit

When you take such a bad crap, there’s literally nothing else that can be used instead of it

Me: I just took a MASSIVE crap
Friend: so you just took a shit.

by Who the hell am I June 6, 2019

shit

Shit is the amount of fucks given when your wife who you already cheated on cheats on you. Oh, and also a dickbag.

Friend: "Hey, I heard your wife cheated on you."
You: "I don't give two shits." Aka, I don't give a FUCK that she cheated. "I cheated first."
Friend: "Wow you fucked up your own marriage you piece of shit"

by Cats_Are_BOSS! April 27, 2019

Shit

Shit means poop

Don’t come in here I’m taking a shit

by RyMuzik March 17, 2021

Shit

1) Your poop
2) Something you say when you: Forget there was homework, scratch your Jordan's, leave your kid in the car, get stopped by the police, and when you have a major poop.

"Shit! There... there was homework?"

by SuberbanChick September 26, 2014

Shit

Your ex boyfriend/girlfriend

That little shit can die in a hole

by Tbh.justbored July 3, 2018

Shit

Something that no one gives anymore

No one gives a shit about you.

by TytaAlba January 29, 2016

SHIT

So Hot I Tremble

Katelyn: "Frank in his skin tight pencil jeans, really does something to me, makes me SHIT right here in my pants!"
Abby: "Gurl, lawd you've got issues!"

by IHateyoutoo,Austin!!! January 25, 2019