Shit

that brown thing that comes outta yo ass like its slidin' into dms aka doo-doo and crap

Oh shit! I had to shit!

by fazedecipher January 28, 2019

Shit

Are you really that board and dead inside to search up shit in the urban dictionary? Well im here to help. 1. Get some help. 2. Make some friends. And 3. Get something to do in life PLEASE your life depends on it look at your dog he’s slowley dying while you have been on urban dictionary for 3 hours. GET SOME HELP!!

1. shit my dog is dying
2. Shit i dont have a life

by I like yo cut g 👋🏻🥔 November 21, 2020

Shit

Shit can be used to describe how one replys to messages or even how reliable one can be.

Eg.
Owain: I require a lift to (insert place here)
Morgan: ...
Owain: Is that a yes or a no?
Morgan: ...
Owain: ???

"So did Morgan ever reply to your emergency message?"

"No Morgans shit at replying"

In conclusion, Morgan=Shit

by Ddom12 November 26, 2017

To shit on

1. To demoralize
2. To defecate on a person or object

1. Johnny promised Mark to shit on Dave's business.

2. Johnny also decided to shit on his toilet

by Joseph Stalin IV June 22, 2017

Shit

Something u poop and 💩 and a lot of people are 💩. Thank you and you might be one of these people.

Bruh ur face looks like Shit.

by Do u care what my name is. No June 24, 2019

Shit

Your ex boyfriend/girlfriend

That little shit can die in a hole

by Tbh.justbored July 3, 2018

Shit

1) Your poop
2) Something you say when you: Forget there was homework, scratch your Jordan's, leave your kid in the car, get stopped by the police, and when you have a major poop.

"Shit! There... there was homework?"

by SuberbanChick September 26, 2014