Shampain

The burning sensation when urinating after using shampoo to masturbate with.

After a hot steamy shower session of polishing my pork sword, I went to pee only feeling the worst shampain of my entire week.

by Big Fatty May 25, 2011

Shamps

Shamps is a nickname for some one who get shampoo in there eyes when they take a shower, no matter what they do!

Shamps: Dude i keep getting shampoo in my eyes!!

Waffle's: poor shamps

by SteelWaffle August 10, 2009

shimpy

1) To cut ahead in a line
2) To take the last of something

"We were all waiting in line at the traffic light and that jerk just shimpied ahead of everyone without waiting."

"Why'd you just shimpy that last piece of pizza? I was going to take it."

by waytoomuchtimeonmyhands November 27, 2004

Shampyon

Australian colloquialism. This term was originally used to describe disabled persons to be winners (esp. in marathons), despite their inability to succeed due to disability.

1) To display the mental limitations of retardation and/or chromosomal defects, while not suffering any form of genetic deficiency or physical damage to the muscular-skeletal or neural systems.

a) "While trying to defend himself, Westlo instead proved himself to be an even greater shampyon than he had led people to believe."

b) "That guy running for the bus looks like a shampyon"

See also "mong"

by Terry Helain April 27, 2004

shampoozled

Owned, showed up, or beat at something. Kind of like pwn3d.

Dude that whole entire team that lost has been totally shampoozled.

by Nickp274 September 26, 2006

shampoo orgy

When you run out of shampoo, and must use an assortment of free hotel-size shampoos (instead of a big glob of shampoo from a bottle).

Like a cereal orgy, but with shampoo.

I ran out of shampoo mid-shower last night, so I ran around the house, found some mini shampoos I stole from a Holiday Inn, and had a shampoo orgy.

by Graphhhhhhhh April 10, 2010

Paul Walker's Shampoo

They found Paul Walker's head and shoulders inside the dashboard!

Oh shit! That's Paul Walker's shampoo? His head and shoulders in the dashboard?

by Savageman30004728883929 October 23, 2019