Decommissioning the Shitter

The act of disservice to a community by destroying the commode through a major shit eruption. Said shit storm is a janitorial nightmare, resulting in "out of order" signage.

Johnny Shatt, sensing a tummy rumble, knew it was time to release the dragon. Sitting on the porcelain commode, he grabbed his heals, held his breath, and with all his might bore down! The resulting shit geyser spackled the walls, the toilet seat, but oddly left Johnny's Polo shirt, khaki shorts, and penny loafers unscathed;nevertheless, the damage was done! Johnny Shatt was becoming a scourge to local businessess, but in some circles...a legend..for Johnny S. was on a streak, "decommissioning the shitter(s)" of not too many a fine business in Greater Los Angeles (Losssz Angeleeez, emphasis added) area.

by ShawShankPrison February 18, 2023

Shiterie

shit-er-ie (pronounced with emphasis on the last sylable): the whole thing; a collection of circumstances.

I don't have time to tell you how to do it. Just go to the tire store, dial my number, hand the phone to the service guy, and I'll explain the whole shiterie.

by traumatized December 19, 2008

Rim Shitter

To forego the toilet seat when one takes a dump. To park your ass on cold porcelain when defecating.

Toilet seats are for chicks, dude. I'm a Rim Shitter like a man should be!

by Rim Shitter November 30, 2017

ninja shitter

Someone who disappears into thin air, only to reemerge from the bathroom fresh from taking a shit.

-Hey, where did Mike go?
-I don't know, he didn't tell anyone where he's going

~10 mintues pass by~

-Oh there he is coming out of the bathroom
-Damn it, Mike's such a ninja shitter

by CSCC September 30, 2010

Phantom Shitter

An individual who, in secret, defecates in a location other than a toilet, for the purpose of creating humor and/or havoc. The practice is more common anywhere large collections of male humans cohabitate, such as in college dorms and military barracks, but may occur at any time, in any place, regardless of the demographics of the locale. Naval lore suggests that the practice dates back to World War II.

"The Phantom Shitter has struck again"

A prime example may be found in the first ten minutes of the film "Flight of the Intruder" when the Phantom Shitter strikes the XO's ashtray.

by sir poopiepants April 18, 2006

Tub-shitter

Tub-shitter or T.S. is used to describe a grotesquely obese (fat) person. Basically, a person too big to use a toilet that has to park (sit) their ass on a bath tub to shit.

What a tub-shitter!
Check out the tub-shitter!

by GreatD2 May 2, 2006

shiterature

any book, magazine, letter, pamphlet, or any other type of literature one may take to read while sitting on the toilet

I need to find me some shiterature to make my crapping experience more enjoyable.

by Kamileon K. October 16, 2005