Shaking Hands With Dr. Jolly

A slow and casual form of masturbation. A good transition from vigorous mastubation such as flogging the dolphin.

Yesterday I was flogging the dolphin and got tired so I decided to start Shaking Hands With Dr. Jolly.

flogging the dolphin masturbation

by Zach and sol and ev April 22, 2009

Shorking

When you are at home working - and taking a dump at the same time = Shitting and working = shorking.

I'm at home shorking on an importaint project.

by QuadTrax December 1, 2010

Sharknado2

A film that is so awesomely bad it makes it do awesome it deserves a sequel, because you want to see more

I watched a film last night it was so sharknado2

by InNails October 26, 2013

Sharki

Sharki Is a tall dude with weird hair that looks like Justin Bieber and disappear alot and loves to vape

Him: where is sharki

Me: he disappeared 5 hours ago

by Pakalulu senpai January 4, 2018

shaking the devil's hand

to masturbate.

Last night I was having a great time shaking the devil's hand.

by Intrixey May 21, 2018

Shanking

To shit and wank harmoniously

I can't believe how much I love shanking!

by Skippadd December 4, 2018

Sharknami

The ultimate tsunami. A tsunami full of sharks.

"Fuck me, a tsunami!!"
"No Andrew, look closer... it's a SHARKNAMI!!!"
"Run!"

by Nick Wade August 14, 2005