Share Monkey
A person that plays the stock market like the roll of a dice. A Share Monkey selects a company share with no regard to fundamentals and who has no ability or understanding of the associated company. Has little or no understanding of business operations, the stock markets or equities. A Share Monkey will select a stock on a whim using such criteria if there is a R in the month or the cows are facing into the wind.
The term Share Monkey is derived from the statement if you get sufficient monkeys and an infinite amount of time then eventually one of them will reproduce a line from the works of Shakespeare, in a similar way a Share Monkey will eventually select a line of winning stock.
Variations: US; Stock Monkey
A person that plays the stock market like the roll of a dice. A Share Monkey selects a company share with no regard to fundamentals and who has no ability or understanding of the associated company. Has little or no understanding of business operations, the stock markets or equities. A Share Monkey will select a stock on a whim using such criteria if there is a R in the month or the cows are facing into the wind.
The term Share Monkey is derived from the statement if you get sufficient monkeys and an infinite amount of time then eventually one of them will reproduce a line from the works of Shakespeare, in a similar way a Share Monkey will eventually select a line of winning stock.
Variations: US; Stock Monkey
Tom is just another a Share Monkey , he told me to buy these stocks because he believes if he buys in a Monsoon and the stock will Boom.
Don't trust him, he's just a Share Monkey, a lame statement like"Sell in May then go away" is no basis to invest.
On what basis did this Share Monkey say it was going to Zero
Don't trust him, he's just a Share Monkey, a lame statement like"Sell in May then go away" is no basis to invest.
On what basis did this Share Monkey say it was going to Zero
by Rod Clements September 7, 2016
Get the share monkeymug. Share lord (noun) :
Basically someone who shares lots of quality posts on his wall (specially memes and shitposting)
Basically someone who shares lots of quality posts on his wall (specially memes and shitposting)
Example :
Man, John is sharing lots of posts, the feed is spammed with him only
Well, what can I say ? He's a share lord
Man, John is sharing lots of posts, the feed is spammed with him only
Well, what can I say ? He's a share lord
by dnk1m October 26, 2018
Get the Share Lordmug. A.k.a. "garnished generosity". Refers to da "snooty-friends/cousins/siblings procedure" of retaining/withdrawing/consuming all of da "goodies" from a particular lot of items, and then pretending to be lovingly/caringly thoughtful of you by giving you da remaining items, which are inferior or less-desirable in some way.
A classic example of selective sharing would be during snack-time, whereby da gluttonous and sweet-toothed connivers --- instead of carefully/conscientiously dividing up da tasty and not-so-tasty comestibles evenly among everyone present --- first select all of da best and most-palatable selections from da goodies-platter for themselves to guzzle up, and then leave you wif just da blander and/or less-chewable/digestible selections, such as da veggies, chocolates wif coconut centers, overly-firm/spicy chips, etc.
by QuacksO April 22, 2021
Get the selective sharingmug. by Hotstuff23 August 29, 2022
Get the Boyfriend sharingmug. sharelys is a girl with a beautiful mother. Sharelys gets her amazing looks from her mother and she also happens to be great company/friend. Get you a sharelys and you’ll have no problem getting over your ex gf.
by Her moms future husband November 21, 2021
Get the Sharelysmug. My teacher who introduced me to witchcraft, new age spirituality, reiki, and occultism did a spiritual journey where we tapped into each other's minds. It was like screen share of the mind.
by BohemianHealing December 11, 2023
Get the Screen Share of The Mindmug. Guy: I doxxed a guy!
Urban Dictionary : well, uh, Share definitions that other people will find meaningful and never post hate speech or people’s personal information.
Urban Dictionary : well, uh, Share definitions that other people will find meaningful and never post hate speech or people’s personal information.
by WhyIsSamExistent October 20, 2024
Get the Share definitions that other people will find meaningful and never post hate speech or people’s personal information.mug.