serious

adjective; also known as "real serious," "real fuckin serious," or "RFS."

used to describe generally negative associations, or making a reference to one's mental standing (under the influence).

1. That bitch with the hideous extensions is real fuckin serious!

2. After waking up with last nights makeup still on, I am RFS!!

3. I've smoked too much... I'm serious!

by pam/smashing pandora August 25, 2005

Super serious

when you are trying to "do your business" but you keep hearing noises all around you.

I tried being super serious, but my mother kept walking in my room.

by 42andup January 16, 2018

serious emotional trauma

Watching Oprah Winfrey's "Beloved" movie.

I don't care whether Oprah's movie tried to portray slavery, the scenes of Oprah taking a leak, the dog's eyes being popped in, and an old man fucking a baby reincarnated as a teenage girl, are all more than enough to give a normal human being severe emotional trauma.

by AYB June 25, 2003

serious laugh

a laugh about something serious/in a serious situation meant to keep the stress level down

Sam this is a serious situation! Haha..I agree! Hey don't laugh this is serious! Megan it was a serious laugh..

by Ramses3.11 November 27, 2009

Captain Serious

Published as a comic book in the 1980's Captain Serious became one of the most famous super heroes of the decade. All Captain Serious books were written and drawn by Christopher Hauschildt of Yellowknife, Canada.

Unfortunately, the series was abruptly ended at the beginning of the 90's due to Christopher coming down with a bad case of PCOS. There are rumors going around the internet that the super hero may return by 2013.

LOOK! ITS CAPTAIN SERIOUS!

by Chris Hauschildt The Serious April 11, 2011

Dude Seriously

Noun: An intense, serious, often dramatic conversation. Usually between two people and usually in private. A Dude Seriously is so called because these conversations usually begin with one person saying to the other "Dude, seriously..."

Synonyms: hashing out, argument, man to man.

Person 1 "I just walked into Lee's room and he was in there with Lauren. It was really awkward, I think they were having a dude seriously."

Person 2 "Ugh, that's uncomfortable. What was it about?"

Person 1: "Dunno. I turned around and walked back out right away."

by VeganMac May 29, 2013

Non-Serious Relationship

The same thing as a serious relationship but with another name so your parents don't freak out.

Dad: Are you dating him?

Daughter: Don't worry its a non-serious relationship.

by ksweferino May 25, 2015