Scriffing

The act of dragging the edge of a piece of paper across the up of a dick... With the hole.

Fuckboy: Oh shit, my girlfriend got made at me and scriffed me in the night. Fuck it hurts. I hate scriffing.

by Frozen112 May 13, 2015

Scruffulupagus

One having a lot of scruffy hair growth and in need of a shave. One day's worth of growth, but less than a beard.

1. man with five o'clock shadow but especially the next following morning
2. woman who fails to shave her legs for a couple of days

guy to his gal: "Good morning sweetheart"
gal by to her guy: "Well good morning to you too, Scruffulupagus."

by Rob G. aka theTexasWolf October 7, 2015

scruffy taco

A drive thru order straight from taco bell containing hairy vagina lips

I couldnt get enough of that scruffy taco, so I ordered a dozen.

by smegmasam May 7, 2016

scruffy sack

When you balls look like a raised up gorilla and they smell like swet and shit

This kid named Jeff looks like a scruffy sack

by JefferyN h8er October 6, 2016

scroiffed

Right off your nut mush

Mate you look absolutely scroiffed!

by Ellscroiff November 26, 2016

Scruffy Muffle

When a man with a scruffy beard puts his mouth in between another mans balls and blows while shaking his head side to side.

I gave my buddy a Scruffy Muffle and accidently gave him a wisker burn!

by The auto tech December 7, 2016

Scruff scooter

A special move performed when going down on a girl that uses friction and the roughness of your facial "scruff" to get her off

Gave my girl the ol' Scruff scooter and she was howling for more!

by Hovym December 30, 2016