Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock 

Scissors cuts paper; Paper covers rock; Rock crushes lizard; Lizard poisons Spock; Spock smashes scissors; Scissors decapitates lizard; Lizard eats paper; Paper disproves Spock; Spock vaporizes rock; And as it always has- Rock crushes scissors.

During a demanding game of Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock, Arnold snarled, "DAMN IT! Somebody is going to have to choose something other than Spock for this to work!"

Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock by thesquidge July 19, 2009

Edward Scissortoes 

Edward Scissortoes describes someone's freakishly overgrown toenails. Not only do they look disgusting, they are highly dangerous. The most common injury from Edward Scissortoes occurs when two people get into bed, the one about to be injured is unaware of the danger lurking under the covers. Then, in an attempt at affection, the offender (Mr. Edward Scissortoes) rubs his foot along his partners leg and leaves a gaping gash. A good indication that someone may have Edward Scissortoes is 1. If they never take there socks off without the lights off 2. They already have poor hygeine 3. You notice odd holes at the ends of your partners socks while doing laundry.

Woman: Lets go to bed.

Man: Okay, turn the lights off so I can get undressed.

Woman: I love you.

Man: I lov.....

Woman: WTF, You just sliced my leg open!

Man: Sorry, I didn't know how to tell you I have Edward Scissortoes.

Woman: Well, we're taking you to the Farrier tomorrow.

(A Farrier is someone who grooms horse hoofs)

Edward Scissortoes by Mitchellar31 March 19, 2010

Skissors 

A better way of pronouncing scissors

Bill: hand me the skissors

Jeffer: sure thing mate

Skissors by Skissors man February 22, 2020

Scissoring 

When two females vaginas grind together, such as the art of making out. Privates kissing each other.

That girl really loves scissoring her friends. She says it's best when they make out with their lips and their privates.

Scissoring by Anonymous Dreamer May 27, 2018

ScissorGrip 

An upside down V is created with the index and middle fingers, to grip ones small wang while he pees.

"Patricks little pecker was all foreskin, no shaft, thus he had to scissorgrip it as not to piss down his leg.

ScissorGrip by CecilSexington December 16, 2018

Scissoring 

When two girls rub their pussies together until one or the both of them have an orgasm. The way they reach an orgasm is because both of their clitourouses together which is stimulating.

Jessica: i fucked amy last night.
Sarah: what you cant fuck a girl while you are a girl.

Jessica: yes you can, we were scissoring eachother i came so fast.

Scissoring by Modotoe July 8, 2018

queef-scissoring

When two women are scissoring, one queefs into the other's vaginal opening. The second woman then emits her own queef adding to the volume of the queef. This continues until both vaginas are completely full of fishy air.

Female 1: "I'm really bored. Do you want to watch a movie?"

Female 2: "Only after we get some queef-scissoring done."

queef-scissoring by firestick69 November 21, 2010