san francisco car wash

When two guys naked are in a bed crocodile deathrolling hitting each other with their penises

Man I am so tired from the San Francisco car wash steve and I did last night.

by Phdcarl August 8, 2017

San Francisco u-turn

When a straight male is unknowingly with a tranny & realizes that there is a cock and balls there and just sticks it in his asshole instead.

To my surprise, last night I had to pull a San Francisco u-turn, it was it was (tight) awesome!

by Johnny The King August 2, 2024

San Francisco fedora

The act of defacating on a persons head during a sexual encounter so that it drapes across the forehead in the fashion of a small brimmed hat.

Can you believe Vince gave that chick a San Francisco fedora during the threesome?

by Phitsoc Cooper January 31, 2024

San Francisco Two Story

When a man is sitting on the toilet shitting and a second man stands at the toilet and urinates in the toilet through the space in the sitting man's legs. This is done to save time, relieve urination urgency, or sexual gratification. Then maneuver can be performed with a woman sitting and shitting on the toilet.

Since our Brownstone walk up only has one bathroom, when Eddie poops in the morning we make a San Francisco Two story to save time.

by Steinerwoodwork July 9, 2025

San Francisco standoff

A tug of war with anal beads.

Betty and Ann had a San Francisco Standoff and Betty still wiping off the winnings.

by Real neam May 6, 2025

skip hop san francisco bop

A beer and a shot ordered in jest,but only ordered by assholes.

Why hello there I’ll have a skip hop San Francisco bop please

by Sawyersaucee August 13, 2021

San Francisco Tetris

The San Francisco Tetris is the act of having as much guys as possible sitting on each other’s penises and trying to see how they can get before falling over

Me and the boys are gonna attempt the San Francisco Tetris this week

by Papa Jayjay May 20, 2021