san francisco catfish

Very large and hairy male anus.

All you're going to catch with that chode is a San Francisco catfish.

by A'Louriean February 27, 2024

san francisco geyser

Where you cum in a dudes butt, and then he farts, thus creating a geyser effect.

Man, Adam gave Cameron a San Francisco geyser last night

by Andrew is gy September 13, 2021

San Francisco fedora

The act of defacating on a persons head during a sexual encounter so that it drapes across the forehead in the fashion of a small brimmed hat.

Can you believe Vince gave that chick a San Francisco fedora during the threesome?

by Phitsoc Cooper January 31, 2024

San Francisco Meatball

When a male and female have sexual intercourse by the male putting his testicles in the females anus and she poops all over them.

Damn last night I gave that bitch the san francisco meatball.

by Ryan Bensing May 19, 2008

San Francisco Two Story

When a man is sitting on the toilet shitting and a second man stands at the toilet and urinates in the toilet through the space in the sitting man's legs. This is done to save time, relieve urination urgency, or sexual gratification. Then maneuver can be performed with a woman sitting and shitting on the toilet.

Since our Brownstone walk up only has one bathroom, when Eddie poops in the morning we make a San Francisco Two story to save time.

by Steinerwoodwork July 9, 2025

san francisco transfer

connecting ones own mouth and anus via rubber tube, promoting feces to travel between the two orifices. The literal ass-to-mouth.

Guy 1: Dude!
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: I just did a san francisco transfer

Guy 2: Get the fuck away from me and brush your teeth

by junglebunny420x September 22, 2011

san francisco twister

A mythical position where two homosexual men are simultaneously pitching and catching at the same time.

"I've seen DVDA once but I've only ever heard of the san francisco twister."

by Professor Chomp May 19, 2018