Samuel Jackson

An actor who somehow shows up in every movie and reads his lines from cue cards written by God (if God was a philosopher from the hood).

Samuel Jackson says.."It'll Get You Drunk!!"

by frutyloop23 February 23, 2009

Samuel Johnson

The first man to create a dictionary of the English language.

Without Samuel Johnson, Urban Dictionary wouldn't exist.

by asdfasdfasdf32423 March 3, 2010

Kevin Samuels

An image consultant that speaks up for men especially black men, who women who are usually approaching "the wall" or at the wall have a no bullshit conversation with about if they can find a "High Value Man," by his definition, to wife them.

Known for catchphrases such as "You're average at best" "Imma PhD," "Buy a dog, die alone," "Rank your face on a scale of 1-10 and you can't use 7."

This woman wants a man making $200k a year but brings nothing to the table and was average at best! I had to go full Kevin Samuels on her.

by MainManosphere May 15, 2021

samuel jackson

Maker of his own beer

MMM MMM, Bitch!!

by d-Mack April 29, 2004

samuel sacco

someone who sucks heaps of dick in burwood bathrooms and gives other people shit because he thinks they are gay when they aren’t but in reality, “sacco” is gay

a samuel sacco is also someone who won’t do shit to anyone as they appear to be very hard

diesel: “where did samuel sacco go?”
charbel: “probably sucking someone off in burwood toilets”

by ikwhereyalive November 14, 2019

Samuel Kim

The best person who ever lived, except Jebus

Samuel!!!!!!!!!OMG ITS SAMUEL KIM!!!!!!!!

by KMKIKMIM March 31, 2020

Pulling A Samuel

When one claims to have one more match of Fortnite and continues playing for 30 minutes.

Sam: okay one more match
Guy : ok
*Guy comes keeps asking to play but Samuel keep playing*
Guy: this nigga is Pulling A Samuel

by Pulling_a_samuel_meme_neega April 12, 2018