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Sam

A Sam is one of the greatest persons you will meet. He is kind, warmhearted and always makes you laugh with his jokes. You can talk, freak out and hype with him about your favorite movies, because he is one of the biggest Marvel/Hamilton fans you will meet. Sam is a friend you can always come to when you have problems. He cares about others and will always make you feel better after you talked to him.

Sam is always there for you. He is sensitive and can make friends with everyone very easily, because everybody likes Sam. He always supports you with your decisions but also isn't afraid to ask you for advice. Everybody needs a Sam, because life just gets better with him!
Friend: hey, what's going on ? Why are you laughing? Did Sam tell you a joke again?

Sam: Hey Bestie! Is everything okay?

OMG! I definitely need to talk with Sam about that movie!
by anna.ra_04 December 21, 2021
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Sam

an absolute dickhead who deserves to fall in the crate of a volcano while it is mid erupting.
Is this shit on the ground? Oh no it was just a sam.
by anonymous #457 December 17, 2017
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Sam

Usually kind loveable people who always try their best.they are fun and outgoing and sometimes insecure,they don't know how great they are!!!

"Super amazing male"

"Hey Sam!!we love you!"
Hey Sam, what's up?! We love you!!
by ddrawerr June 13, 2014
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SAM

Another name for a booty call. Stands for Sex, Alcohol and Money(or marijuana) because thats the only time you see them is when you need one of those. Works especially well not to distinguish between a male or female individual around the opposite sex.
"What did you do last night?"

"Went to see SAM!"

"How was she?"

"We got drunk and screwed. Then I rolled out!"
by Big Josh Stud February 25, 2010
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sam

a stupid hooker that loves to steal guys from girls. she is very unattractive and man like, but she is a total slut that will have your man in a maximum of a week. watch out for any sams, they are the worst. liking her statuses makes her very very upset, and i think it is quite hilarious. they are very fond of STD's, and are totally slutty in a mannish kind of manner. they will pretend to be your friend and get to know you, just so they can find out who you like and date them. do NOT trust them with anything. she will fuck any guy and suck their cock with pleasure. they do not brush their teeth and sort of may resemble a fat, stupid, hairy twat. guys like her for her boobs, and they like her because she will put out on the first date. she thinks going around fucking every guy is "mature." she deserves to get a large ass-whooping and all of her secrets told. so that shall be done. yes. so that, my friend, is the definition of "sam."
oh dude, shes about to pull a sam.
watch out for her, shes such a sam!!
by chodely November 28, 2010
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Sam

A somewhat attractive guy who can make you believe you're in love with him like that. And can make you belive he loves you too. All he really cares about is sex and nudes. In the end he's extremely untrustworthy and a back-stabbing cunt. He will leave you like that if you make one mistake and never want anything to do with you ever again. He never acts like himself in front of other people. He's too worried about being cool, and getting the douchebag's to like him. Yet he's so attractive. You should definitley stay away from all Sam's if you don't want your life to be destroyed. He's just too fake.
1.Stupid Girl: I love you Sam!
Sam: I love you too!
(one week later)
Stupid Girl: I love you Sam!
Sam: Stay away from me I want nothing to do with you ever again!

2.Brittany: Sam is so awesome and sweet when we text!
Ellen: But how does he act at school around his douche friends
Brittany: He's a total douchebag..

3.Emily: I trusted Sam to be there but he just left me when things got too hard.
Cami: He always does that. He can't handle anything

4. Sam: why did you send nudes to my ex??
Sam's friend: You said you didn't care about her anymore!

Sam: I lied! I just tell people that to seem cool.*crying*
Sam's friend: Just be yourself man. You act like a douche and I know that's not you.

5. Everyone that know's the good Sam: You're so fake.
by dtjsyjffhg May 12, 2014
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sam

the dumbest bitch alive ... barely knows memes ... has 2 braincells and prefers samsung’s over iphones
lily : sam watch lucifer

sam : that shit is stupid

ava : ur the definition of stupid

liv : i agree with ava
by avaisaqueen May 11, 2019
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